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Watchmen
In the pantheon of movies featuring male buttocks and giant blue penises, Watchmen is clearly in the top 5 of all time.
No, some people look down on giant blue penis movies. They say that it is low brow entertainment. That such purile fair does not advance the medium of art it resides in. Such people are morons.
They fail to realize the giant blue penises are symbolic. Giant blue penises reflect man’s pursuit of happiness in an unyielding world filled with hatred, scorn and political upheaval.
And no movie shows this better than Watchmen. Whether it’s hanging motionless of swaying side by side like a ships sail in the breeze, the giant blue penis in Watchmen carries us through an alternate universe circa 1985 with a bunch of stuff happens. Without the giant blue penis, the movie wouldnt work. The scenes wouldnt make any sense. It’s that cohesive.
I give Watchmen 3670136790176901436124614.136136 Balls of Fury