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300
…in the style of Rom:
Wow. Great movie, guys. You really went all out with this one. Good idea using swords, real original. Where’d you get that idea, history?
This movie was alright. I only went to go see it because a bunch of friends went and saw it. For me, I’m waiting for James Cameron’s The Avatar before I really start spending money on movies. Anyway, here’s the good and bad about 300.
Good)
– It had moving pictures, which is kind of neat.
Bad)
– Who has a giant hole in the middle of their palace?
– Isn’t the movie, you know, kind of gay with all the mostly naked men getting penetrated in all sorts of usual ways
– Giant rhino getting killed with a one shot one kill spear throw. Incredible. Yeah right…
– Who the heck designs these maps? I mean that cliff area is a total spawn campers dream! I bet half the spartans were lagging.
– The spartan spear is way over balanced. I mean, the monkey ninja sword in real life would be much faster attack. In the movie, it worked, what, at most once in every five times?
So yeah. People are going to throw their money at this movie and just feed the big company movie machine. That will just encourage people to make more movies with such original ideas like “fighting” and “swords.” Whatever, I’m waiting for The Avatar…
Now, I haven’t seen The Avatar and it won’t be out for a couple of years. But, I’m sure they actually will make sets for that movie, instead of just using the computer. And, I’m pretty sure the fight sequences will be better. I don’t know why people would go see 300 when The Avatar will be totally better!