The Grandmother of shruew
shruew's grandmother is a well respect and wise sage. He has been credited with influencing young shruew's mental development.
His most famous quote is perhaps his opinion on birthdays-
"It's better to be aging and getting older than to be young and dieing of some sort of incurable, painful disease. Like some sort of flesh eating version of herpes where it rots off your naughty bits then makes your eye juices ooze out leaving you blind. Then it spreads to the rest of your body like the Irish taking all the factory jobs."