Shruew
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shruew - co-founder of Ranger Squad. The 's' in shruew is always lower case. He is know to be a "pompas ass"
Mating Habits
When it is time for a shruew to mate, they let out the call, "pew pew pew!" Further research has proven this to be false. shruews reproduce asexually. Or, at least they attempt to two or three times a day.
Rumors of Testical Size
It is rumored that he has one giant ball and one normal sized ball.
Noted Inventions
Is a noted inventor having created Ultimate Secret Super Power and Atomic Super Lasers from the Future.
Literay Genius Recognition
Widely recognized as a literary genius with such characters as Captain Hamington, Takeda Manamoto and of course, the epic tribute to ham - 101 Haikus About Ham.