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On September 3, 2007 [[shruew]] stunned the free world with the following announcement of the creation of the Atomic Super Lasers from the Future: | On September 3, 2007 [[shruew]] stunned the free world with the following announcement of the creation of the Atomic Super Lasers from the Future: | ||
"Through great concentration and effort, I have obtained Atomic Super Lasers from the Future. I will be using these shortly to take over the world, make | "Through great concentration and effort, I have obtained Atomic Super Lasers from the Future. I will be using these shortly to take over the world, make Atomic Super Ninja Zombie Cheerleaders and to cook popcorn at levels here unto never thought of possible in the history of man kind. | ||
I just wanted to share, because an inevitable outcome of this accomplishment is that I will be asked to test my Atomic Super Lasers from the Future. | I just wanted to share, because an inevitable outcome of this accomplishment is that I will be asked to test my Atomic Super Lasers from the Future. | ||
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Atomic Super Lasers from the Future
On September 3, 2007 shruew stunned the free world with the following announcement of the creation of the Atomic Super Lasers from the Future:
"Through great concentration and effort, I have obtained Atomic Super Lasers from the Future. I will be using these shortly to take over the world, make Atomic Super Ninja Zombie Cheerleaders and to cook popcorn at levels here unto never thought of possible in the history of man kind.
I just wanted to share, because an inevitable outcome of this accomplishment is that I will be asked to test my Atomic Super Lasers from the Future.
During so, you may find your loved ones obliterated, crushed by amounts of popcorn never before conceived during mankind or transformed into my new army of sexy, undead ninjas.
Please note, this will bring me no joy other than the comfort of taking over the world and having all my worldly desired fulfilled via the threat of my Atomic Super Lasers from the Future.
Thank you for listening."
