101 Haikus About Ham
101 Haikus About Ham
Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.
Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.
shruew was the writer of the first 52 haikus about Ham; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.
Haikus (In Order of Appearance)
1. Oh dear, I hunger |
2. Place it in a can |
3. It was a good one | |
4. Serve this masterpiece |
5. Hickory smoked ham |
6. Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham | |
7. Boneless ham for you |
8. Ham ham ham ham ham |
9. Honey-spice glazed ham | |
10. Ham peppered bacon |
11. Love, Sex, Fame, Power |
12. Muslims don't eat ham | |
13. Clowns crying in blood |
14. I awake from sleep; |
15. Why am I obsessed? |
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16. Regrets in our lives. |
17. Mexican wrestlers, |
18. Before or after |
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19. Oh, say can you see? |
20. Sometimes I think that |
21. When it's time to go, |
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22. Co-pilot Chewy, |
23. Vegetarian, |
24. In certain cultures, |
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25. If Hitler ate ham, |
26. Through being cool now. |
27. Fabio Testi |
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28. Hamburger, you lied! |
29. The Code of the Ham: |
30. In the Middle East, |
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31. This ham has spoiled. |
32. Bacon is not ham. |
33. This country is free. |
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34. Pigs are known as the |
35. Let the silence soothe. |
36. Oh, Holiday Ham, |
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37. World hunger abounds. |
38. You must be able |
39. It has come; the time. |
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40. The Pork Chop Express |
41. The meaning of life |
42. This is a haiku. |
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43. Zombie death clowns die! |
44. To live forever. |
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Epilogue |
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