Author Topic: 101 Haikus About Ham (Read 5801 times)

RSshruew · « **Topic Start:** July 02, 2007, 10:59:13 AM »

The purpose of this thread is to accumulate 101 Haiku Poems about ham.

Haikus have the form 5-7-5.

RSshruew · « **Reply #1:** July 02, 2007, 11:08:18 AM »

1.

Oh dear, I hunger
Is there no solution here?
Indeed, I eat ham!

RSshruew · « **Reply #2:** July 02, 2007, 01:11:31 PM »

2.

Place it in a can
Market it to the masses
Spread the word of ham

RSshruew · « **Reply #3:** July 02, 2007, 01:23:02 PM »

3.

It was a good one
A honeyglazed perfection
Sad now, it is gone.

RSshruew · « **Reply #4:** July 02, 2007, 02:02:56 PM »

4.

Serve this masterpiece
Enjoy the sweet glazed topping
A spiral sliced joy

RSshruew · « **Reply #5:** July 02, 2007, 02:31:02 PM »

5.

Hickory smoked ham
Serves 96 grams of fat
One serving is all.

RSshruew · « **Reply #6:** July 02, 2007, 05:14:01 PM »

6.

Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham
Too many choices to make
Give me one of each.

RSshruew · « **Reply #7:** July 02, 2007, 06:56:38 PM »

7.

Boneless ham for you
Means less ham for me to eat
That's why you must die

RSshruew · « **Reply #8:** July 02, 2007, 06:59:01 PM »

8.

Ham ham ham ham ham
All I can think about is:
Ham ham ham ham ham

RSshruew · « **Reply #9:** July 02, 2007, 07:00:40 PM »

9.

Honey-spice glazed ham
Is ready to serve at once.
Delightful for you!

RSshruew · « **Reply #10:** July 02, 2007, 07:03:18 PM »

10.

Ham peppered bacon
It is not a proper ham
Yet, it's very good.

RSshruew · « **Reply #11:** July 02, 2007, 09:22:10 PM »

11.

Love, Sex, Fame, Power
These are things people are after.
I just want some ham.

RSshruew · « **Reply #12:** July 02, 2007, 09:29:48 PM »

12.

Muslims don't eat ham
It's not considered halal.
I will eat their ham.

RSshruew · « **Reply #13:** July 02, 2007, 09:36:40 PM »

13.

Clowns crying in blood
Streets flooded with dead bodies.
Hope - we call you ham!

RSshruew · « **Reply #14:** July 02, 2007, 09:40:31 PM »

14.

I awake from sleep;
A new day beckons me to come.
Breakfast ham for strength.

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