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101 Haikus About Ham
Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.
Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.
shruew was the writer of the first 52 Haikus about Ham. Thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.
Contributors-
shreuw-78
GenG- 18
Bear- 3
Drake- 2
Silent700- 1
Haikus-
1.
Oh dear, I hunger
Is there no solution here?
Indeed, I eat ham! -shruew
2.
Place it in a can
Market it to the masses
Spread the word of ham -shruew
3.
It was a good one
A honeyglazed perfection
Sad now, it is gone. -shruew
4.
Serve this masterpiece
Enjoy the sweet glazed topping
A spiral sliced joy -shruew
5.
Hickory smoked ham
Serves 96 grams of fat
One serving is all. -shruew
6.
Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham
Too many choices to make
Give me one of each. -shruew
7.
Boneless ham for you
Means less ham for me to eat
That's why you must die -shruew
8.
Ham ham ham ham ham
All I can think about is:
Ham ham ham ham ham -shruew
9.
Honey-spice glazed ham
Is ready to serve at once.
Delightful for you! -shruew
10.
Ham peppered bacon
It is not a proper ham
Yet, it's very good -shruew
11.
Love, Sex, Fame, Power
These are things people are after.
I just want some ham. -shruew
12.
Muslims don't eat ham
It's not considered halal.
I will eat their ham. -shruew
13.
Clowns crying in blood
Streets flooded with dead bodies.
Hope - we call you ham! -shruew
14.
I awake from sleep;
A new day beckons me to come.
Breakfast ham for strength. -shruew
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