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**101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor. | **101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor. | ||
**Only | **Only three Haikus (numbers 3, 4, and 53) do not include the word [[ham]]. | ||
[[shruew]] was the writer of the first 52 haikus about [[Ham]]; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever. | [[shruew]] was the writer of the first 52 haikus about [[Ham]]; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever. |
Latest revision as of 15:29, 25 September 2008
101 Haikus About Ham
Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.
- Trivia:
- 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.
- Only three Haikus (numbers 3, 4, and 53) do not include the word ham.
shruew was the writer of the first 52 haikus about Ham; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.
The incredible testament to ham was started on July 2nd, 2007 and concluded January 17, 2008.
Haikus (In Order of Appearance)
1. Oh dear, I hunger |
2. Place it in a can |
3. It was a good one | |
4. Serve this masterpiece |
5. Hickory smoked ham |
6. Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham | |
7. Boneless ham for you |
8. Ham ham ham ham ham |
9. Honey-spice glazed ham | |
10. Ham peppered bacon |
11. Love, Sex, Fame, Power |
12. Muslims don't eat ham | |
13. Clowns crying in blood |
14. I awake from sleep; |
15. Why am I obsessed? |
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16. Regrets in our lives. |
17. Mexican wrestlers, |
18. Before or after |
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19. Oh, say can you see? |
20. Sometimes I think that |
21. When it's time to go, |
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22. Co-pilot Chewy, |
23. Vegetarian, |
24. In certain cultures, |
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25. If Hitler ate ham, |
26. Through being cool now. |
27. Fabio Testi |
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28. Hamburger, you lied! |
29. The Code of the Ham: |
30. In the Middle East, |
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31. This ham has spoiled. |
32. Bacon is not ham. |
33. This country is free. |
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34. Pigs are known as the |
35. Let the silence soothe. |
36. Oh, Holiday Ham, |
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37. World hunger abounds. |
38. You must be able |
39. It has come; the time. |
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40. The Pork Chop Express |
41. The meaning of life |
42. This is a haiku. |
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43. Zombie death clowns die! |
44. To live forever. |
45. Blood sausage for all. |
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46. If it is not love, |
47. No words can describe |
48. Your Dad left you young. |
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49. Why does ham perplex? |
50. Gladiators of |
51. I know of a place |
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52. More than half way done. |
53. Oh Lord I'm so hot. |
54. Baked fried or roasted. |
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55. Endure, Persist, Live. |
56. Grossman is no ham! |
57. Hear the rain splash down, |
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58. Glorious desire, |
59. Ham's no reprobate. |
60. Ham's like a snow flake, |
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61. Witch Doctor of Ham, |
62. Ham Paladin can |
63. Sunshine; morning dew. |
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64. What's in my pocket? |
65. I like my ham like |
66. Politics to save |
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67. When all else fails you, |
68. You cannot stop me! |
69. Putrid man get back! |
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70. Rub ham on your loins. |
71. Sometimes I wonder |
72. My desperation; |
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73. Let's think about ham. |
74. Was it all a dream? |
75. Everyone loves Ham |
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76. To have New Year's joy, |
77. Ranger Squad loves ham, |
78. Ham is quite godly |
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79. ham is god's lesson |
80. Ham is good on bread |
81. The clock struck seven |
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82. Eggs with my breakfast |
83. the sun is shining |
84. Owning at my games |
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85. Music was playing |
86. Money can't buy love |
87. God gave men, women |
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88. Soldiers were marching |
89. I have a fever |
90. Snow was a falling |
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91. we had us some ham |
92. The new year has come |
93. I walked up my stairs |
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94. I love my music |
95. GenG loves his Ham |
96. The stars above shine |
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97. Soon this will all end. |
98. Eat it! Eat the ham! |
99. Take us home to ham. |
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100. If there is no God, |
101. This is not the end. |
Epilogue Lo, too late to post! |