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Revision as of 16:19, 18 September 2008
101 Haikus About Ham
Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.
Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.
Contributors- shreuw-78 GenG- 18 Bear- 3 Drake- 2 Silent700- 1
Haikus-
1.
Oh dear, I hunger
Is there no solution here?
Indeed, I eat ham! -shruew
2.
Place it in a can
Market it to the masses
Spread the word of ham -shruew
3.
It was a good one
A honeyglazed perfection
Sad now, it is gone. -shruew
4.
Serve this masterpiece Enjoy the sweet glazed topping A spiral sliced joy -shruew
5.
Hickory smoked ham Serves 96 grams of fat One serving is all. -shruew
6.
Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham Too many choices to make Give me one of each. -shruew
7.
Boneless ham for you Means less ham for me to eat That's why you must die -shruew
8.
Ham ham ham ham ham All I can think about is: Ham ham ham ham ham -shruew
9.
Honey-spice glazed ham Is ready to serve at once. Delightful for you! -shruew
10.
Ham peppered bacon It is not a proper ham Yet, it's very good -shruew
11.
Love, Sex, Fame, Power These are things people are after. I just want some ham. -shruew
12.
Muslims don't eat ham It's not considered halal. I will eat their ham. -shruew
13.
Clowns crying in blood Streets flooded with dead bodies. Hope - we call you ham! -shruew
14.
I awake from sleep; A new day beckons me to come. Breakfast ham for strength. -shruew
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