101 Haikus About Ham

101 Haikus About Ham

Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.

Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.

shruew was the writer of the first 52 haikus about Ham; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.

• Contributors:
  • shruew- 78
  • GenG- 18
  • Bear- 3
  • Drake- 2
  • Silent700- 1

Haikus (In Order of Appearance)

1. Oh dear, I hunger Is there no solution here? Indeed, I eat ham! -shruew	2. Place it in a can Market it to the masses Spread the word of ham -shruew	3. It was a good one A honeyglazed perfection Sad now, it is gone. -shruew
4. Serve this masterpiece Enjoy the sweet glazed topping A spiral sliced joy -shruew	5. Hickory smoked ham Serves 96 grams of fat One serving is all. -shruew	6. Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham Too many choices to make Give me one of each. -shruew
7. Boneless ham for you Means less ham for me to eat That's why you must die -shruew	8. Ham ham ham ham ham All I can think about is: Ham ham ham ham ham -shruew	9. Honey-spice glazed ham Is ready to serve at once. Delightful for you! -shruew
10. Ham peppered bacon It is not a proper ham Yet, it's very good -shruew	11. Love, Sex, Fame, Power These are things people are after. I just want some ham. -shruew	12. Muslims don't eat ham It's not considered halal. I will eat their ham. -shruew
13. Clowns crying in blood Streets flooded with dead bodies. Hope - we call you ham! -shruew	14. I awake from sleep; A new day beckons me to come. Breakfast ham for strength. -shruew	15. Why am I obsessed? ham. BAM! ham. BAM! ham. BAMBAM! TAKE ME TO YOUR GOD! -shruew
16. Regrets in our lives. Looking back at my life I Should've had more ham. -shruew	17. Mexican wrestlers, Colorful costumes and acts. Not as good as ham! -shruew	18. Before or after Before ham or after ham Ham is the center -shruew
19. Oh, say can you see? By the dawn's early ham-light I eat tons of ham. -shruew	20. Sometimes I think that The sun is just a giant ham Honeyglazing Earth. -shruew	21. When it's time to go, When it's time to bury me. Bury me in ham. -shruew
22. Co-pilot Chewy, You have never eaten ham. You should try some soon. -shruew	23. Vegetarian, I do not fear what you eat. For it is not ham. -shruew	24. In certain cultures, It is legal to marry Dry-cured, not brined, ham -shruew
25. If Hitler ate ham, All the world would be German. Again, ham saves all. -shruew	26. Through being cool now. I have no ham and it hurts. I WILL get some ham!!! -shruew	27. Fabio Testi You starred in a movie once Did you eat ham there? -shruew
28. Hamburger, you lied! There is no ham in your meat! Stop using that name! -shruew	29. The Code of the Ham: Live Free, Eat Well, Do Good and Honeglaze evil. -shruew	30. In the Middle East, They don't eat a lot of ham. That explains a lot.... -shruew
31. This ham has spoiled. Wasted in the frigde, it rots. Tragedy unfolds. -shruew	32. Bacon is not ham. Do not be confused on this. Breakfast ham is best. -shruew	33. This country is free. Founded on the premise that Ham should be consumed. -shruew
34. Pigs are known as the Philosophers of the farm. Eat their ham and learn. -shruew	35. Let the silence soothe. Enjoy the starry night sky. Embrace nature's ham. -shruew	36. Oh, Holiday Ham, How I wish you were year round. Instead of just now. -shruew
37. World hunger abounds. People are starving to death. They should get some ham. -shruew	38. You must be able to survive at any cost. Keep the ham coming. -shruew	39. It has come; the time. Worthless! Worthless! All the time! Ham shall set me free!!! -shruew
40. The Pork Chop Express Delivers ham to the world; delivering joy! -shruew	41. The meaning of life really has nothing to do with ham. It should! -shruew	42. This is a haiku. It is about ham and stuff. It's not very good. -shruew
43. Zombie death clowns die! You cannot steal all my ham! I'll rip your hearts out! -shruew	44. To live forever. To never hunger or thirst. That is ham's promise. -shruew	45.
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