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Why am I obsessed?<br> | |||
[[ham]]. BAM! [[ham]]. BAM! [[ham]]. BAMBAM!<br> | |||
TAKE ME TO YOUR GOD!<br> | |||
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Regrets in our lives.<br> | |||
Looking back at my life I<br> | |||
Should've had more [[ham]].<br> | |||
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Mexican wrestlers,<br> | |||
Colorful costumes and acts.<br> | |||
Not as good as [[ham]]!<br> | |||
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Before or after<br> | |||
Before ham or after [[ham]]<br> | |||
[[Ham]] is the center<br> | |||
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Oh, say can you see?<br> | |||
By the dawn's early [[ham]]-light<br> | |||
I eat tons of [[ham]].<br> | |||
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Sometimes I think that<br> | |||
The sun is just a giant [[ham]]<br> | |||
Honeyglazing Earth.<br> | |||
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When it's time to go,<br> | |||
When it's time to bury me.<br> | |||
Bury me in [[ham]].<br> | |||
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Co-pilot Chewy,<br> | |||
You have never eaten [[ham]].<br> | |||
You should try some soon.<br> | |||
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Vegetarian,<br> | |||
I do not fear what you eat.<br> | |||
For it is not [[ham]].<br> | |||
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In certain cultures,<br> | |||
It is legal to marry<br> | |||
Dry-cured, not brined, [[ham]]<br> | |||
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If Hitler ate [[ham]],<br> | |||
All the world would be German.<br> | |||
Again, [[ham]] saves all.<br> | |||
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Through being cool now.<br> | |||
I have no [[ham]] and it hurts.<br> | |||
I WILL get some [[ham]]!!!<br> | |||
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Fabio Testi<br> | |||
You starred in a movie once<br> | |||
Did you eat [[ham]] there?<br> | |||
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Hamburger, you lied!<br> | |||
There is no [[ham]] in your meat!<br> | |||
Stop using that name!<br> | |||
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The Code of the [[Ham]]: | |||
Live Free, Eat Well, Do Good and | |||
Honeglaze evil. | |||
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101 Haikus About Ham
Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.
Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.
shruew was the writer of the first 52 haikus about Ham; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.
Haikus (In Order of Appearance)
1. Oh dear, I hunger |
2. Place it in a can |
3. It was a good one | |
4. Serve this masterpiece |
5. Hickory smoked ham |
6. Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham | |
7. Boneless ham for you |
8. Ham ham ham ham ham |
9. Honey-spice glazed ham | |
10. Ham peppered bacon |
11. Love, Sex, Fame, Power |
12. Muslims don't eat ham | |
13. Clowns crying in blood |
14. I awake from sleep; |
15. Why am I obsessed? |
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16. Regrets in our lives. |
17. Mexican wrestlers, |
18. Before or after |
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19. Oh, say can you see? |
20. Sometimes I think that |
21. When it's time to go, |
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22. Co-pilot Chewy, |
23. Vegetarian, |
24. In certain cultures, |
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25. If Hitler ate ham, |
26. Through being cool now. |
27. Fabio Testi |
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28. Hamburger, you lied! |
29. The Code of the Ham: Live Free, Eat Well, Do Good and Honeglaze evil. -shruew |
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