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The Beard has always existed. It predates, and in fact might have even caused the creation of, the universe. | The Beard has always existed. It predates, and in fact might have even caused the creation of, the universe. | ||
In times of great peril and need, The Beard seeks out a worthy bearer and enables them with needed gifts of power. The current bearer, [[RS-Bocephus]] was blind, deaf, mute and impotent, but alas, | In times of great peril and need, The Beard seeks out a worthy bearer and enables them with needed gifts of power. The current bearer, [[RS-Bocephus]] was blind, deaf, mute and impotent, but alas, worthy of The Beard. He was given the gift of vision, speech, a functioning phallus and partial hearing in one ear. | ||
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The Beard
The Beard has always existed. It predates, and in fact might have even caused the creation of, the universe.
In times of great peril and need, The Beard seeks out a worthy bearer and enables them with needed gifts of power. The current bearer, RS-Bocephus was blind, deaf, mute and impotent, but alas, worthy of The Beard. He was given the gift of vision, speech, a functioning phallus and partial hearing in one ear.
