Space Olympics Event Coordinator

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Space Olympics Event Coordinator

The coordinator of the 3022 Olympics demonstrates various positive and negative traits and powers.

On the plus side:

  • Able to emit lightning from his hands
  • Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!")
  • Able to enduce fire eruptions
  • Can fly
  • Able to produce dead laser cats out of nothing
  • Can block miniature missiles with his hands
  • Can effectively fight alien hordes
  • Can dance like a space mofo
  • Snazzy dresser
  • Amazing hairstyle
  • He did it for the love

On the negative side:

  • Has issues making and keeping to budgets
  • Poor ergonamic planning; placing a self destruct button prominantly on his desk
  • Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button
  • Sinner who is going to hell
  • His space telescope isn't tall enough to see out the space window
  • Doesn't respect personal space; often yelling directly into the ears of others


It is also rumored he is the creator of brean dead Micheal Phelps'clone.