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It is also rumored he is the creator of Micheal Phelps' brain-dead clone

Revision as of 14:52, 17 September 2008

Space Olympics Event Coordinator

The coordinator of the 3022 Olympics demonstrates various positive and negative traits and powers.

On the plus side:

  • Able to emitt lightning from his hands
  • Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!"
  • Able to enduce fire eruptions
  • Can fly
  • Able to produce dead laser cats out of nothing
  • Can block miniature missiles with his hands
  • Can effectively fight alien hordes
  • Can dance like a space mofo
  • Snazzy dresser

On the negative side:

  • Has issues making and keeping to budgets
  • Poor ergonamic planning; placing a self destruct button prominantly on his desk
  • Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button
  • Sinner who is going to hell
  • Doesn't respect personal space; often yelling directly into the ears of others


It is also rumored he is the creator of Micheal Phelps' brain-dead clone