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<li>Able to emit lightning from his hands</li> | <li>Able to emit lightning from his hands</li> | ||
<li>Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!")</li> | <li>Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!")</li> | ||
<li>Able to | <li>Able to induce fire eruptions</li> | ||
<li>Can fly</li> | <li>Can fly</li> | ||
<li>Does not require oxygen</li> | <li>Does not require oxygen</li> | ||
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<li>Has issues making and keeping to budgets</li> | <li>Has issues making and keeping to budgets</li> | ||
<li>Cannot effectively enforce curfews</li> | <li>Cannot effectively enforce curfews</li> | ||
<li>Poor | <li>Poor ergonomic planning; placing a self destruct button prominently on his desk</li> | ||
<li>Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button</li> | <li>Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button</li> | ||
<li>Sinner who is going to hell</li> | <li>Sinner who is going to hell</li> | ||
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It is also rumored he is the creator of | It is also rumored he is the creator of brain dead [[Micheal Phelps'clone|Micheal Phelps' Clone]]. | ||
Revision as of 01:21, 25 October 2008
Space Olympics Event Coordinator
The coordinator of the 3022 Olympics demonstrates various positive and negative traits and powers.
On the plus side:
- Able to emit lightning from his hands
- Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!")
- Able to induce fire eruptions
- Can fly
- Does not require oxygen
- Able to produce dead laser cats out of nothing
- Can block miniature missiles with his hands
- Can effectively fight alien hordes
- Can dance like a space mofo
- Snazzy dresser
- Amazing hairstyle
- He did it for the love
On the negative side:
- Has issues making and keeping to budgets
- Cannot effectively enforce curfews
- Poor ergonomic planning; placing a self destruct button prominently on his desk
- Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button
- Sinner who is going to hell
- His space telescope isn't tall enough to see out the space window
- Doesn't respect personal space; often yelling directly into the ears of others
It is also rumored he is the creator of brain dead Micheal Phelps' Clone.
