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The coordinator of the [[3022 Olympics]] demonstrates various positive and negative traits and powers.
The coordinator of the [[3022 Olympics]] demonstrates various positive and negative traits and powers.


On the plus side:
'''On the plus side:'''
<ul>
<ul>
<li>Able to emit lightning from his hands</li>
<li>Able to emit lightning from his hands</li>
<li>Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!")</li>
<li>Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!")</li>
<li>Able to enduce fire eruptions</li>
<li>Able to induce fire eruptions</li>
<li>Can fly</li>
<li>Can fly</li>
<li>Does not require oxygen</li>
<li>Able to produce dead laser cats out of nothing</li>
<li>Able to produce dead laser cats out of nothing</li>
<li>Can block miniature missiles with his hands</li>
<li>Can block miniature missiles with his hands</li>
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<li>Can dance like a space mofo</li>
<li>Can dance like a space mofo</li>
<li>Snazzy dresser</li>
<li>Snazzy dresser</li>
<lI>Amazing hairstyle</li>
<li>He did it for the love</li>
<li>Can produce images of himself that can provide backing vocals</li>
<li>Is a space albino</li>
</ul>
</ul>


On the negative side:
'''On the negative side:'''
<ul>
<ul>
<li>Has issues making and keeping to budgets</li>
<li>Has issues making and keeping to budgets</li>
<li>Poor ergonamic planning; placing a self destruct button prominantly on his desk</li>
<li>Cannot effectively enforce curfews</li>
<li>Poor ergonomic planning; placing a self destruct button prominently on his desk</li>
<li>Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button</li>
<li>Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button</li>
<li>Sinner who is going to hell</li>
<li>Sinner who is going to hell</li>
<li>His space telescope isn't tall enough to see out the space window</li>
<li>Doesn't respect personal space; often yelling directly into the ears of others</li>
<li>Doesn't respect personal space; often yelling directly into the ears of others</li>
<li>Alien horde spy?</li>
</ul>
</ul>




It is also rumored he is the creator of brean dead [[Micheal Phelps'clone]].
It is also rumored he is the creator of brain dead [[Micheal Phelps'clone|Micheal Phelps' Clone]].

Latest revision as of 10:33, 17 September 2010

Space Olympics Event Coordinator

The coordinator of the 3022 Olympics demonstrates various positive and negative traits and powers.

On the plus side:

  • Able to emit lightning from his hands
  • Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!")
  • Able to induce fire eruptions
  • Can fly
  • Does not require oxygen
  • Able to produce dead laser cats out of nothing
  • Can block miniature missiles with his hands
  • Can effectively fight alien hordes
  • Can dance like a space mofo
  • Snazzy dresser
  • Amazing hairstyle
  • He did it for the love
  • Can produce images of himself that can provide backing vocals
  • Is a space albino

On the negative side:

  • Has issues making and keeping to budgets
  • Cannot effectively enforce curfews
  • Poor ergonomic planning; placing a self destruct button prominently on his desk
  • Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button
  • Sinner who is going to hell
  • His space telescope isn't tall enough to see out the space window
  • Doesn't respect personal space; often yelling directly into the ears of others
  • Alien horde spy?


It is also rumored he is the creator of brain dead Micheal Phelps' Clone.