RS-Kalashnikov

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RS-KalzOr.pewZ

KalzOr has been known to use many aliases. (171 to date) here are just a few of them.. KalzOr.pewZ, Kyz-Kyz.<3, Kalashnikov, [smOKe]., Joker?!!

Known by everyone else in RS as: Kaj (To Rom), Calzone , English Muffin & Jane.

Also known as "British Dolph" or "British British Dolph" to RS-H2o5.

Author of The List.

Characteristic Feminine Indecisiveness

He changes his name in accordance to the rapacious proclivity of predatory Hawaiian caterpillars, who unfortunately have a tendency to eat live prey whenever the chance arises.

.pewZ

Founder of the .pewZ Est.2009

The brotherhood of the .pewZ is watching...

Member: Operation THUNDERBALLZ

Became a full member of Operation THUNDERBALLZ on August 30, 2009.

Is widely believed to be the worst member ever.

Was almost kicked out of Operation THUNDERBALLZ, but was eventually saved through the incredible legal gymnastics of RS-chillybilly.

Suspected He-Witch

On the heels of successfully defending his right to be in Operation THUNDERBALLZ, RS-LoveofProfit posted a response leading many to believe that Kalz0r is a He-Witch.

More than one Ranger Squad member has accused him of he-witchcraft, he-bitchery, and he-implementation of air castles with said abominations.