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== "Dolph is Gay" ==
== "Dolph is Gay" ==


One of the grander and more treasured [[tradition]]s in RS is to declare "Dolph is gay" at the end of a public map when there is only 1 or 2 seconds left before the map loads.
One of the grander and more treasured [[tradition]]s in RS is to declare "Dolph is gay" at the end of a public map when there is only 1 or 2 seconds left before the next map loads.
 
== Dolph Translations ==
 
Dolph often speaks in a language not easily recognizable by others.  To aid in the communication process, a short scribe of translation follows:
 
What You hear Dolph say:  "Oh, BULLSHIT!"
What Dolph means:  "I commend that player for his excellent marksmanship!"
 
What You hear Dolph say:  "That fucking P90!"
What Dolph means:  "Excellent choice in weaponry, my fellow competitor!"
 
What You hear Dolph say:  "Oh, what the fuck!"
What Dolph means:  "Wowzers, I did not see that guy!  Well played!"
 
What You hear Dolph say:  "Teamkilled.  What a fuckin' moron."
What Dolph means:  "Don't worry about it, it could happen to anyone."

Revision as of 16:13, 5 February 2009

RS-Dolph

His last words were, "Fuck These Bitches." Truer words were rarely spoken.

Movie Trailer

The RS-Dolph movie trailer was released October 16th, 2008. The voice over reads:

In a world...where one man stands before the bomb...he's killed every enemy except one...he screams, "Fuck these bitches!"...and then he's killed...RS-Dolph...Coming soon to a theater near you.

Car

On Oct 20, 2008, Dolph purchased a new vehicle. Upon finding out the car could only hold 14 standard metric clowns at any time, shruew dismissed it for his purposes.

The specifics of Dolph's new car still remain clouded in mystery but it can also transport up to 30 midget clowns, not including a full sized driver.

Salmon

When he looks at a salmon steak, it's a safe bet he sees something most of us would not.

"Dolph is Gay"

One of the grander and more treasured traditions in RS is to declare "Dolph is gay" at the end of a public map when there is only 1 or 2 seconds left before the next map loads.