101 Haikus About Ham

101 Haikus About Ham

Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.

Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor. shruew was the writer of the first 52 Haikus about Ham. Thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.

Contributors- shreuw-78 GenG- 18 Bear- 3 Drake- 2 Silent700- 1

Haikus-

1.

Oh dear, I hunger

Is there no solution here?

Indeed, I eat ham! -shruew

2.

Place it in a can

Market it to the masses

Spread the word of ham -shruew

3.

It was a good one

A honeyglazed perfection

Sad now, it is gone. -shruew

4.

Serve this masterpiece

Enjoy the sweet glazed topping

A spiral sliced joy -shruew

5.

Hickory smoked ham

Serves 96 grams of fat

One serving is all. -shruew

6.

Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham

Too many choices to make

Give me one of each. -shruew

7.

Boneless ham for you

Means less ham for me to eat

That's why you must die -shruew

8.

Ham ham ham ham ham

All I can think about is:

Ham ham ham ham ham -shruew

9.

Honey-spice glazed ham

Is ready to serve at once.

Delightful for you! -shruew

10.

Ham peppered bacon

It is not a proper ham

Yet, it's very good -shruew

11.

Love, Sex, Fame, Power

These are things people are after.

I just want some ham. -shruew

12.

Muslims don't eat ham

It's not considered halal.

I will eat their ham. -shruew

13.

Clowns crying in blood

Streets flooded with dead bodies.

Hope - we call you ham! -shruew

14.

I awake from sleep;

A new day beckons me to come.

Breakfast ham for strength. -shruew

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