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101 Haikus About Ham
Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.
Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.
shruew was the writer of the first 52 haikus about Ham; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.
Haikus-
1.
Oh dear, I hunger
Is there no solution here?
Indeed, I eat ham!
-shruew
2.
Place it in a can
Market it to the masses
Spread the word of ham
-shruew
3.
It was a good one
A honeyglazed perfection
Sad now, it is gone.
-shruew
4.
Serve this masterpiece
Enjoy the sweet glazed topping
A spiral sliced joy
-shruew
5.
Hickory smoked ham
Serves 96 grams of fat
One serving is all.
-shruew
6.
Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham
Too many choices to make
Give me one of each.
-shruew
7.
Boneless ham for you
Means less ham for me to eat
That's why you must die
-shruew
8.
Ham ham ham ham ham
All I can think about is:
Ham ham ham ham ham
-shruew
9.
Honey-spice glazed ham
Is ready to serve at once.
Delightful for you!
-shruew
10.
Ham peppered bacon
It is not a proper ham
Yet, it's very good
-shruew
11.
Love, Sex, Fame, Power
These are things people are after.
I just want some ham.
-shruew
12.
Muslims don't eat ham
It's not considered halal.
I will eat their ham.
-shruew
13.
Clowns crying in blood
Streets flooded with dead bodies.
Hope - we call you ham!
-shruew
14.
I awake from sleep;
A new day beckons me to come.
Breakfast ham for strength.
-shruew
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