101 Haikus About Ham

101 Haikus About Ham

Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.

Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.

shruew was the writer of the first 52 Haikus about Ham. Thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.

• Contributors:
  • shreuw- 78
  • GenG- 18
  • Bear- 3
  • Drake- 2
  • Silent700- 1

Haikus-

1.

Oh dear, I hunger
Is there no solution here?
Indeed, I eat ham!
-shruew

2.

Place it in a can
Market it to the masses
Spread the word of ham
-shruew

3.

It was a good one
A honeyglazed perfection
Sad now, it is gone.
-shruew

4.

Serve this masterpiece
Enjoy the sweet glazed topping
A spiral sliced joy
-shruew

5.

Hickory smoked ham
Serves 96 grams of fat
One serving is all.
-shruew

6.

Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham
Too many choices to make
Give me one of each.
-shruew

7.

Boneless ham for you
Means less ham for me to eat
That's why you must die
-shruew

8.

Ham ham ham ham ham
All I can think about is:
Ham ham ham ham ham
-shruew

9.

Honey-spice glazed ham
Is ready to serve at once.
Delightful for you!
-shruew

10.

Ham peppered bacon
It is not a proper ham
Yet, it's very good
-shruew

11.

Love, Sex, Fame, Power
These are things people are after.
I just want some ham.
-shruew

12.

Muslims don't eat ham
It's not considered halal.
I will eat their ham.
-shruew

13.

Clowns crying in blood
Streets flooded with dead bodies.
Hope - we call you ham!
-shruew

14.

I awake from sleep;
A new day beckons me to come.
Breakfast ham for strength.
-shruew

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