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Oh dear, I hunger | Oh dear, I hunger | ||
Is there no solution here? | Is there no solution here? | ||
Indeed, I eat ham! | Indeed, I eat ham! | ||
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Place it in a can | Place it in a can | ||
Market it to the masses | Market it to the masses | ||
Spread the word of ham | Spread the word of ham | ||
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It was a good one | It was a good one | ||
A honeyglazed perfection | A honeyglazed perfection | ||
Sad now, it is gone. | Sad now, it is gone. | ||
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Serve this masterpiece | Serve this masterpiece | ||
Enjoy the sweet glazed topping | Enjoy the sweet glazed topping | ||
A spiral sliced joy | A spiral sliced joy | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Hickory smoked ham | Hickory smoked ham | ||
Serves 96 grams of fat | Serves 96 grams of fat | ||
One serving is all. | One serving is all. | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham | Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham | ||
Too many choices to make | Too many choices to make | ||
Give me one of each. | Give me one of each. | ||
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Boneless ham for you | Boneless ham for you | ||
Means less ham for me to eat | Means less ham for me to eat | ||
That's why you must die | That's why you must die | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Ham ham ham ham ham | Ham ham ham ham ham | ||
All I can think about is: | All I can think about is: | ||
Ham ham ham ham ham | Ham ham ham ham ham | ||
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Honey-spice glazed ham | Honey-spice glazed ham | ||
Is ready to serve at once. | Is ready to serve at once. | ||
Delightful for you! | Delightful for you! | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Ham peppered bacon | Ham peppered bacon | ||
It is not a proper ham | It is not a proper ham | ||
Yet, it's very good | Yet, it's very good | ||
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Love, Sex, Fame, Power | Love, Sex, Fame, Power | ||
These are things people are after. | These are things people are after. | ||
I just want some ham. | I just want some ham. | ||
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Muslims don't eat ham | Muslims don't eat ham | ||
It's not considered halal. | It's not considered halal. | ||
I will eat their ham. | I will eat their ham. | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Clowns crying in blood | Clowns crying in blood | ||
Streets flooded with dead bodies. | Streets flooded with dead bodies. | ||
Hope - we call you ham! | Hope - we call you ham! | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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I awake from sleep; | I awake from sleep; | ||
A new day beckons me to come. | A new day beckons me to come. | ||
Breakfast ham for strength. | Breakfast ham for strength. | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Revision as of 18:14, 18 September 2008
101 Haikus About Ham
Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.
Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.
shruew was the writer of the first 52 Haikus about Ham. Thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.
Contributors:
- shreuw- 78
- GenG- 18
- Bear- 3
- Drake- 2
- Silent700- 1
Haikus-
1.
Oh dear, I hunger Is there no solution here? Indeed, I eat ham! -shruew
2.
Place it in a can Market it to the masses Spread the word of ham -shruew
3.
It was a good one A honeyglazed perfection Sad now, it is gone. -shruew
4.
Serve this masterpiece Enjoy the sweet glazed topping A spiral sliced joy -shruew
5.
Hickory smoked ham Serves 96 grams of fat One serving is all. -shruew
6.
Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham Too many choices to make Give me one of each. -shruew
7.
Boneless ham for you Means less ham for me to eat That's why you must die -shruew
8.
Ham ham ham ham ham All I can think about is: Ham ham ham ham ham -shruew
9.
Honey-spice glazed ham Is ready to serve at once. Delightful for you! -shruew
10.
Ham peppered bacon It is not a proper ham Yet, it's very good -shruew
11.
Love, Sex, Fame, Power These are things people are after. I just want some ham. -shruew
12.
Muslims don't eat ham It's not considered halal. I will eat their ham. -shruew
13.
Clowns crying in blood Streets flooded with dead bodies. Hope - we call you ham! -shruew
14.
I awake from sleep; A new day beckons me to come. Breakfast ham for strength. -shruew
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