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Oh dear, I hunger
Oh dear, I hunger
Is there no solution here?
Is there no solution here?
Indeed, I eat ham!
Indeed, I eat ham!
-shruew
-shruew
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Serve this masterpiece
Serve this masterpiece
Enjoy the sweet glazed topping
Enjoy the sweet glazed topping
A spiral sliced joy
A spiral sliced joy
-shruew
-shruew
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Hickory smoked ham
Hickory smoked ham
Serves 96 grams of fat
Serves 96 grams of fat
One serving is all.
One serving is all.
-shruew
-shruew
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Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham
Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham
Too many choices to make
Too many choices to make
Give me one of each.
Give me one of each.
-shruew
-shruew
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Boneless ham for you
Boneless ham for you
Means less ham for me to eat
Means less ham for me to eat
That's why you must die
That's why you must die
-shruew
-shruew
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Ham ham ham ham ham
Ham ham ham ham ham
All I can think about is:
All I can think about is:
Ham ham ham ham ham
Ham ham ham ham ham
-shruew
-shruew
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Honey-spice glazed ham
Honey-spice glazed ham
Is ready to serve at once.
Is ready to serve at once.
Delightful for you!
Delightful for you!
-shruew
-shruew
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Ham peppered bacon
Ham peppered bacon
It is not a proper ham
It is not a proper ham
Yet, it's very good
Yet, it's very good
-shruew
-shruew
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Love, Sex, Fame, Power
Love, Sex, Fame, Power
These are things people are after.
These are things people are after.
I just want some ham.
I just want some ham.
-shruew
-shruew
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Muslims don't eat ham
Muslims don't eat ham
It's not considered halal.
It's not considered halal.
I will eat their ham.
I will eat their ham.
-shruew
-shruew
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Clowns crying in blood
Clowns crying in blood
Streets flooded with dead bodies.
Streets flooded with dead bodies.
Hope - we call you ham!
Hope - we call you ham!
-shruew
-shruew
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I awake from sleep;
I awake from sleep;
A new day beckons me to come.
A new day beckons me to come.
Breakfast ham for strength.
Breakfast ham for strength.
-shruew
-shruew


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Revision as of 16:20, 18 September 2008

101 Haikus About Ham

Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.

Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.

Contributors- shreuw-78 GenG- 18 Bear- 3 Drake- 2 Silent700- 1


Haikus-

1.

Oh dear, I hunger

Is there no solution here?

Indeed, I eat ham! -shruew

2.

Place it in a can

Market it to the masses

Spread the word of ham -shruew

3.

It was a good one

A honeyglazed perfection

Sad now, it is gone. -shruew

4.

Serve this masterpiece

Enjoy the sweet glazed topping

A spiral sliced joy -shruew

5.

Hickory smoked ham

Serves 96 grams of fat

One serving is all. -shruew

6.

Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham

Too many choices to make

Give me one of each. -shruew

7.

Boneless ham for you

Means less ham for me to eat

That's why you must die -shruew

8.

Ham ham ham ham ham

All I can think about is:

Ham ham ham ham ham -shruew

9.

Honey-spice glazed ham

Is ready to serve at once.

Delightful for you! -shruew

10.

Ham peppered bacon

It is not a proper ham

Yet, it's very good -shruew

11.

Love, Sex, Fame, Power

These are things people are after.

I just want some ham. -shruew

12.

Muslims don't eat ham

It's not considered halal.

I will eat their ham. -shruew

13.

Clowns crying in blood

Streets flooded with dead bodies.

Hope - we call you ham! -shruew

14.

I awake from sleep;

A new day beckons me to come.

Breakfast ham for strength. -shruew


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