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Oh dear, I hunger | Oh dear, I hunger | ||
Is there no solution here? | Is there no solution here? | ||
Indeed, I eat ham! | Indeed, I eat ham! | ||
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Serve this masterpiece | Serve this masterpiece | ||
Enjoy the sweet glazed topping | Enjoy the sweet glazed topping | ||
A spiral sliced joy | A spiral sliced joy | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Hickory smoked ham | Hickory smoked ham | ||
Serves 96 grams of fat | Serves 96 grams of fat | ||
One serving is all. | One serving is all. | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham | Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham | ||
Too many choices to make | Too many choices to make | ||
Give me one of each. | Give me one of each. | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Boneless ham for you | Boneless ham for you | ||
Means less ham for me to eat | Means less ham for me to eat | ||
That's why you must die | That's why you must die | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Ham ham ham ham ham | Ham ham ham ham ham | ||
All I can think about is: | All I can think about is: | ||
Ham ham ham ham ham | Ham ham ham ham ham | ||
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Honey-spice glazed ham | Honey-spice glazed ham | ||
Is ready to serve at once. | Is ready to serve at once. | ||
Delightful for you! | Delightful for you! | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Ham peppered bacon | Ham peppered bacon | ||
It is not a proper ham | It is not a proper ham | ||
Yet, it's very good | Yet, it's very good | ||
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Love, Sex, Fame, Power | Love, Sex, Fame, Power | ||
These are things people are after. | These are things people are after. | ||
I just want some ham. | I just want some ham. | ||
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Muslims don't eat ham | Muslims don't eat ham | ||
It's not considered halal. | It's not considered halal. | ||
I will eat their ham. | I will eat their ham. | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Clowns crying in blood | Clowns crying in blood | ||
Streets flooded with dead bodies. | Streets flooded with dead bodies. | ||
Hope - we call you ham! | Hope - we call you ham! | ||
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I awake from sleep; | I awake from sleep; | ||
A new day beckons me to come. | A new day beckons me to come. | ||
Breakfast ham for strength. | Breakfast ham for strength. | ||
-shruew | -shruew | ||
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Revision as of 16:20, 18 September 2008
101 Haikus About Ham
Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.
Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.
Contributors- shreuw-78 GenG- 18 Bear- 3 Drake- 2 Silent700- 1
Haikus-
1.
Oh dear, I hunger
Is there no solution here?
Indeed, I eat ham! -shruew
2.
Place it in a can
Market it to the masses
Spread the word of ham -shruew
3.
It was a good one
A honeyglazed perfection
Sad now, it is gone. -shruew
4.
Serve this masterpiece
Enjoy the sweet glazed topping
A spiral sliced joy -shruew
5.
Hickory smoked ham
Serves 96 grams of fat
One serving is all. -shruew
6.
Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham
Too many choices to make
Give me one of each. -shruew
7.
Boneless ham for you
Means less ham for me to eat
That's why you must die -shruew
8.
Ham ham ham ham ham
All I can think about is:
Ham ham ham ham ham -shruew
9.
Honey-spice glazed ham
Is ready to serve at once.
Delightful for you! -shruew
10.
Ham peppered bacon
It is not a proper ham
Yet, it's very good -shruew
11.
Love, Sex, Fame, Power
These are things people are after.
I just want some ham. -shruew
12.
Muslims don't eat ham
It's not considered halal.
I will eat their ham. -shruew
13.
Clowns crying in blood
Streets flooded with dead bodies.
Hope - we call you ham! -shruew
14.
I awake from sleep;
A new day beckons me to come.
Breakfast ham for strength. -shruew
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