101 Haikus About Ham

101 Haikus About Ham

Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.

Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.

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Haikus-

1.

Oh dear, I hunger Is there no solution here? Indeed, I eat ham! -shruew

2.

Place it in a can Market it to the masses Spread the word of ham -shruew

3.

It was a good one A honeyglazed perfection Sad now, it is gone. -shruew

4.

Serve this masterpiece Enjoy the sweet glazed topping A spiral sliced joy -shruew

5.

Hickory smoked ham Serves 96 grams of fat One serving is all. -shruew

6.

Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham Too many choices to make Give me one of each. -shruew

7.

Boneless ham for you Means less ham for me to eat That's why you must die -shruew

8.

Ham ham ham ham ham All I can think about is: Ham ham ham ham ham -shruew

9.

Honey-spice glazed ham Is ready to serve at once. Delightful for you! -shruew

10.

Ham peppered bacon It is not a proper ham Yet, it's very good -shruew

11.

Love, Sex, Fame, Power These are things people are after. I just want some ham. -shruew

12.

Muslims don't eat ham It's not considered halal. I will eat their ham. -shruew

13.

Clowns crying in blood Streets flooded with dead bodies. Hope - we call you ham! -shruew

14.

I awake from sleep; A new day beckons me to come. Breakfast ham for strength. -shruew

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