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RS-chillybilly

Reigning Ranger Squad 2009 Fantasy Football Champion

He has not let this position go to his head. This title adores him to the masses.

Big Guns

He brought out the big guns

Accusations of Aztecary

It's been implied that chilly might actually be an Aztec. This has now been confirmed by his wife.

Basis For This Belief

The basis for this belief is the widely accepted and respected doctrine known worldwide as the Chilly Manifesto.

The Chilly Manifesto reflects an attempt to explain the goals of Chillism, as well as the theory underlying this movement. It argues that class struggles, or the exploitation of one class by another, are the motivating force behind all historical developments. Class relationships are defined by an era's means of production. However, eventually these relationships cease to be compatible with the developing forces of production. At this point, a revolution occurs and a new class emerges as the ruling one. This process represents the "march of history" as driven by larger economic forces.

Modern Industrial society in specific is characterized by class conflict between the bourgeoisie and proletariat. However, the productive forces of capitalism are quickly ceasing to be compatible with this exploitative relationship. Thus, the proletariat will lead a revolution. However, this revolution will be of a different character than all previous ones: previous revolutions simply reallocated property in favor of the new ruling class. However, by the nature of their class, the members of the proletariat have no way of appropriating property. Therefore, when they obtain control they will have to destroy all ownership of private property, and classes themselves will disappear.

The Manifesto argues that this development is inevitable, and that capitalism is inherently unstable. The Chillys(always male) intend to promote this revolution, and will promote the parties and associations that are moving history towards its natural conclusion. They argue that the elimination of social classes cannot come about through reforms or changes in government. Rather, a revolution will be required.

The Chilly Manifesto has four sections. In the first section, it discusses the Chillys' theory of history and the relationship between proletarians and bourgeoisie. The second section explains the relationship between the Chillys and the proletarians. The third section addresses the flaws in other, previous socialist literature. The final section discusses the relationship the Chillys should upkeep with their husbands.

Groups Chilly Supports

The Chillys are also large supporters of several SCPwEHoA (Super Cool People With Extra Helpings of Awesome) groups.

Support From David Bowie

David Bowie expressed his support for the Chillys in his hit song "Fame" with the lyric: "Bully for you, Chilly for me."

Hobbies and Interests

Chilly is often seen heading to the park with a bag of candy and a camera.

Dolph/Infested Prosopagnosia

Has difficultly remembering which one is RS-Dolph and which one is RS-Infested. Mainly caused by Teamspeakifixiation; or the lack of being on Team Speak.

EAMS

Primary EAMS (East Asian Midget Smuggler) for Ranger Squad.

Achilles Heel

Is subsceptable to Finnish hockey players.

Taking a Dump

Refers to taking a dump as his "act of valor."

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