The Classic Coffee Routine

The Classic Coffee Routine

Like the classic "Who's on First?" routine, the "Classic Coffee Routine" is a stalwart to comedy that will surely stand the test of time.

Though originally performed by RS-shruew and RS-skyLark, the roles can, in general, be played by anyone.

The Script

RSshruew: I have coffee.

RS-skyLark: i also have coffee

RSshruew: You don't have my coffee.

RS-skyLark: what do you have?

RSshruew: I have coffee. My coffee in a cup. It's warm.

RS-skyLark: i do have this.. but in my cup and its hot

RSshruew: Ok, good. I thought that somehow you had stolen MY coffee. I was going to send Python over with his gun to get it back. I like my coffee. Oh, now that I look around, it's been right in front of me all along!