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JOKES
« Topic Start: June 22, 2008, 08:45:23 PM »
TWO GUYS IN LOWE'S

Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.'

Most Old timers are helpfu l like that!

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Re: JOKES
« Reply #1: June 22, 2008, 11:31:38 PM »
lmao
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Re: JOKES
« Reply #2: June 23, 2008, 10:26:20 AM »
rofl

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Re: JOKES
« Reply #3: June 23, 2008, 06:37:10 PM »
I just chuckled :)

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Re: JOKES
« Reply #4: June 23, 2008, 08:40:41 PM »
ETS HC #1
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Re: JOKES
« Reply #5: June 24, 2008, 11:03:00 PM »
heres 1

 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,
and I can't figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a
moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and
says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ......"

He sighed.........
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."

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Re: JOKES
« Reply #6: June 25, 2008, 05:56:04 AM »
THAT'S funneh!

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Re: JOKES
« Reply #7: June 26, 2008, 09:01:14 AM »
A blonde goes up to her best friend and says, "Guess what!  I'm having a baby!"

Her friend looked pleased and asked, "Great!  Do you know what gender it is yet?"

The blonde looked puzzled and replied, "Hmmm, how can you tell?"

"Well," her friend said, "if you were on top during conception it will be a girl. But, if he was on top then it will be a boy."

The blonde pondered this for a second and then suddenly looked alarmed - "YOU MEAN I'M HAVING A PUPPY!?!?"
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Re: JOKES
« Reply #8: June 28, 2008, 10:44:11 AM »
i laughed at shruews, then stopped, then thought, and now i dont get it :(

reminds me of scooby doo and how he and shaggy never got the jokes

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Re: JOKES
« Reply #9: June 28, 2008, 12:35:23 PM »
i laughed at shruews, then stopped, then thought, and now i dont get it :(

reminds me of scooby doo and how he and shaggy never got the jokes


sometimes its easy to forget we have a few youngins around..

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there you go bud..
in closing.. Fuck them bitchezz

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Re: JOKES
« Reply #10: June 28, 2008, 07:30:47 PM »

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Re: JOKES
« Reply #11: June 28, 2008, 11:35:26 PM »
oh ok thanks h2 haha i thought thats what it ment :)

nice one death, thats pretty hilarious, like the girl who picked up the pillow

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Re: JOKES
« Reply #12: June 29, 2008, 04:26:42 PM »
lol @ video

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« Reply #13: June 30, 2008, 03:55:42 PM »
joke I found on ets.

 A woman was scanning the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing all alone. She approached him.

'Hi....My name is Diamond Carmen', she told him.

'That's such a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I
enjoy most -- diamonds, cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked.

He said, 'B. J. Titsenbeer'.

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Re: JOKES
« Reply #14: June 30, 2008, 05:05:38 PM »