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Catheters
« Topic Start: February 06, 2012, 02:45:35 AM »
Stop reusing catheters!


This is the commercial I was talking about, Dolph.

When a new game comes out, and RS needs catheters to make it through the first session of dishing out destruction, we should contact the Liberator Supply-Care Hotline.

No reusing catheters for us.
Though if we did have to reuse them for some unfortunate reason, boiling and drying them would be an interesting punishment to add to the Strike System.
Checkmate, motherf :?!@%!$: ers.

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Re: Catheters
« Reply #1: February 06, 2012, 10:45:20 AM »
I would like the CoC to consider immediate disciplinary action.

Some lines should not be crossed.


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Re: Catheters
« Reply #2: February 06, 2012, 11:56:09 AM »
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Re: Catheters
« Reply #3: February 06, 2012, 12:25:53 PM »
I was telling her how, upon a new games launch, we all use catheters for the first week or so.


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Re: Catheters
« Reply #4: February 06, 2012, 12:54:40 PM »
MediCare rules changed at some point (can't remember when).  You used to only get 4 a month, but that limit was raised to 200 for some reason (probably lobbiests from Big Catheter).

Anyway, even before the change RS had a firm solution in place.  (Keep in mind we've been doing this for like 9 years now).  We simply send our soiled catheters to Rom who would boil them, dry them, give them a test run, and send them back to us via FedEx.


« Last Edit: February 06, 2012, 12:56:15 PM by RSshruew »
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Re: Catheters
« Reply #5: February 06, 2012, 01:32:05 PM »
Yep, my pristine penis posed no threat to the other users, even after the test run.

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Re: Catheters
« Reply #6: February 06, 2012, 01:47:48 PM »
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Re: Catheters
« Reply #7: February 06, 2012, 05:38:00 PM »
I would like the CoC to consider immediate disciplinary action.

Some lines should not be crossed.


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lol!  Sorry Profit  :yeah yeah: Guess I should have put a warning in thread title....but I'm pretty sure that even if I had you still would have watched that video.

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Re: Catheters
« Reply #8: February 06, 2012, 08:25:36 PM »
I don't think I'll ever refer to my wife's friend Cathy as "Cath" again without flashing back.