Chapter 1 - Meet the Baby
“I’ve always set unrealistic goals for myself. When I was six my goal was to become the King of Sweden only to find out later you literally had to be born into that position.
When I set out to Evil Clown College my mother wondered why I wouldn’t go to normal clown college. That would be sad, I said. Then I killed her.
However, I found evil clowning not be as rewarding as I had hoped. Sure the costumes and makeup are indeed marvelous, but average every day evil clowning just doesn’t have the constant appeal I dreamed it to have.
The downs just outweighed the ups. Time and time again Captain Hamington would come and save the day.
Then, I had a moment of clown clarity – time travel.
What would be more rewarding than conquering time itself and using that power to right the wrongs and up the downs.”
The Evil Clown paused for a moment and looked down at the toddler in the crib. He reached into his clown suit and pulled out a pistol. He inspected it briefly before aiming it at the toddler.
“And now, baby Captain Hamington – you will die!” the Clown continued and pulled the trigger.
to be continued...
