Stranded with a mermaid... Top half or bottom?

[RS-Dolph]

The ultimate question. Which do you choose? A or B?

[PARALIZED]

I'd have to say "A."
I don't like fish that much, and at least you'ld have some titties to look at.

[RSsilentinsanity]

this is a tough choice.

[RSthorn]

"B" all the way. That would be awesome pounding that bitch from behind and having that giant fish eye looking back at you. Thats hot!

[RS-Zouo]

Ah fuck that shit i've been asked this before.. i have strange friends.

After a long debate i went for the top half.. i get to fondle some titties and get a blow job.. which is better than nothing.

You have to remember without a human brain the top half wouldn't be consenting to sex and it would be like rape.. and no fun at all.. unless your thorn.. his points are valid... and she would be as dry as dry as gandhi's flip flop.. which could leave you feeling sore.

Personal preference for sure.

Top half for the win. 

[Rom]

A

[RS-Bocephus]

After noting all previous comments and thinking for a minute, the choice became completely clear for me.

B

The lack of bitching & moaning with choice B clearly outweighs any positives that come with choice A.

[RS-Dolph]

I don't have a problem with the moaning as much as I do with the bitching.
I may have to choose B just so she doesn't talk.  That fish eye is kinda bugging me out though.

[RS-H2o]

Im going to have to chose B for reasons Dolph and Bo stated above,althou skylark almost had me with his very valid and thought out counter points

[RS-Zouo]

You guys are all weird -.-" if the moaning annoys you to much break her jaw. No laws on deserted islands ;)

[RS-Dolph]

Again, the moaning is good.  The talking is bad.   mmmkay?

[RS-LoveOfProfit]

B. No teeth, DSL's, and already prepared to fwap fwap. That sounds like fish-speak for "let's f*$%".

All good reasons, but I would have to realistically go with A, after which I could sing like T-Pain, and I quote: "I f*cked a mermaid!"

[Python]

A only if she is a fucking mute...otherwise B.....nothing like a woman running her trap...to ruin your day....

[RSshruew]

You guys are all weird -.-" if the moaning annoys you to much break her jaw. No laws on deserted islands ;)

Thank you for you commentary, Mel Gibson.

[RS-Zouo]

You guys are all weird -.-" if the moaning annoys you to much break her jaw. No laws on deserted islands ;)

Thank you for you commentary, Mel Gibson.

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