Author Topic: 101 Haikus About Ham (Read 5801 times)

GenG · « **Reply #90:** January 02, 2008, 03:33:07 AM »

90.

Snow was a falling
temperatures were dropping
ham i was eating

GenG · « **Reply #91:** January 03, 2008, 12:11:56 PM »

91.

we had us some ham
Giberish had none with him
We did not share it

GenG · « **Reply #92:** January 05, 2008, 04:41:52 AM »

92.

The new year has come
The old year has passed us by
Ham is forever

GenG · « **Reply #93:** January 05, 2008, 04:47:42 AM »

93.

I walked up my stairs
When i beheld something great
Ham awaiting me.

GenG · « **Reply #94:** January 05, 2008, 04:50:17 AM »

94.

I love my music
But when i have a headache
I eat ham instead

Bear · « **Reply #95:** January 05, 2008, 09:29:25 AM »

95.

GenG loves his Ham
Certainly not more than shruew
Ham is in his blood

RSshruew · « **Reply #96:** January 05, 2008, 10:18:02 AM »

96.

The stars above shine
Down upon the Earth like ham;
Night time honeyglaze.

RSshruew · « **Reply #97:** January 05, 2008, 10:19:22 AM »

97.

Soon this will all end.
The tribute to ham will stop.
I will cry that day.

RSshruew · « **Reply #98:** January 05, 2008, 10:20:06 AM »

98.

Eat it! Eat the ham!
Don't make me have to kill you!
You WILL eat this ham!

RSshruew · « **Reply #99:** January 05, 2008, 10:21:03 AM »

99.

Take us home to ham.
I've been away far too long.
Rejoice in its brine.

RSshruew · « **Reply #100:** January 05, 2008, 10:21:58 AM »

100.

If there is no God,
then we must have faith in ham.
For it is divine.

RSshruew · « **Reply #101:** January 05, 2008, 10:22:47 AM »

101.

This is not the end.
This shrine will last forever.
A tribute to ham.

RSshruew · « **Reply #102:** January 17, 2008, 11:36:05 PM »

Epilogue submitted by Silent700:

Lo, too late to post!
The Thread's Ragnarok has come
Yet ham: eternal.

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