February Update

Let’s just all come out and admit it – February is a dumb month.  It’s always been a dumb month.  In Old English it was referred to as Solmonath (mud month) or Kale-monath (cabbage month).  Charlemagne called it Hornung (keep you nuts warm, boys!).  We call it February so grade school kids will get dinged for missing that first ‘R’ in spelling tests.  That’s just how much of a dick February is.

Of course, most people think of Feb for it’s marked occasions – most notably Estonian Independence Day (because most guys forget Valentine’s day – immie right galz?).

Anyway, let’s move on and forget this month, and this post, ever existed.

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