It’s madness that this counts as the March update. But, it’s true!
W everyone; W one and all. This is a post which takes place now in your past, but at the time of writing it is actually in the future. What can I say to warn you now that I know a week or two in advance of what will happen. Not much. Look out for that dry cleaner that is always offering you a ride. You’ll know why. When he kills you. Anyway, that is all.