posted by RSshruew on Dec 29
You’re a winner!! (except for chillybilly).
After dominating and going undefeated in the regular season — poor chillybilly lost in the first round of the playoffs. SkillaPlaya (sarg) takes first and Bad Touch Down (non-RS player) takes second.
Happy December time to everyone!
posted by RSshruew on Oct 26
And Battlefield 3 is finally upon us… so far so good. Most people here seem to be bypassing COD:MW3 which comes out in a couple weeks as well.
In Ranger Squad Fantasy Football news: this seems to be chillybilly’s year. Not only is he running the table so far at 7-0, but he’s also outscoring the next closest team by 200 points…
posted by RSshruew on Jul 28
Ranger Squad Fantasy Football Season 8 is live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who’s defense will be strong? Who’s cuisine will resign supreme? Who’s your daddy? Is Dolph gay? Where’s the beef?
Most of these questions will not be answered, but one question will be – will there be Ranger Squad Fantasy Football Season 8? The answer? What are you stupid? Didn’t you read the beginning of the post? Did you like skip to the third paragraph or something?
posted by RSshruew on Dec 29
Wow, Ranger Squad has somehow lasted another year. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised anymore after 7 years. But, still, it’s somewhat unlikely when you think of our overall history and the bozos that show up here. Thanks everyone for playing.
But, we all know the really big news — Someone who I shall name only via the pronoun “me” or “I” has won Ranger Squad Fantasy Football for the second time. In the history of the universe, this has never happened before. And yet, you all have now witnessed it. It’s like being there for the Big Bang or the invention of fire.
Believe in yourself….
posted by RSshruew on Aug 11
Season 7 of the world’s toughest competition is back – Ranger Squad Fantasy Football. Lives and careers have been made and broken in the six years of this grueling, winner take all competition. Sign up information is in the forum! Draft is set Sun Sept 5, 7:30pm cst! To quote our favorite Jethro – “FOOOOOOOOTBALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!” (also, “Carolina’s defense is strong!”)
posted by RSshruew on Dec 29
Congrats to Los Perdedores for taking down Thorn in the championship match. Thorn consulted many sage and sound resources, but was unable to conjure a victory. See everyone for Season 7 next year!
posted by RSshruew on Dec 22
The season wraps up as we’re down to the championship match with Thorn and meatspace friend Los Perdedores. Can Thorn become the first repeat champion in history? What would he do with two bobbleheads? The mind boggles at the possibilities.
posted by RSshruew on Dec 15
Reigning RS Fantasy Football champion, chillbilly, has been defeated. The nation is heart broken. Not since Olympic shot put hero John Godina retired has the collective sports fan nation been so upset. But, we must carry on.
With the elimination of GenPip and chillybilly, the final four are: Thorn, GenG, shruew and Los Perdedores (the only non-RS to make the playoffs). Could Thorn or shruew become the first in Ranger Squad history to be the first two time winner? If so, could anything stop them with the power they would attain? This and many more questions will be answered in the coming weeks.