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posted by RSshruew on Aug 11
Season 7 of the world’s toughest competition is back – Ranger Squad Fantasy Football. Lives and careers have been made and broken in the six years of this grueling, winner take all competition. Sign up information is in the forum! Draft is set Sun Sept 5, 7:30pm cst! To quote our favorite Jethro – “FOOOOOOOOTBALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!” (also, “Carolina’s defense is strong!”)
posted by RSshruew on Jul 9
We here at Ranger Squad regret to inform that LeBron James will not be joining Ranger Squad for the upcoming season. Though we felt we made a very strong offer, including the use of our famed Dairy Queen Discount Card without the usual 90 day waiting period, LeBron opted to take his talents elsewhere. (We believe were are the only team to offer the DQDC).
Others have certainly noted that perhaps LeBron showed a lack of loyalty and character in making this decision, we here at Ranger Squad will not join in the choir. No, we wish him the best of luck and when we see him in the virtual field of combat we will not intentionally teabag him after the inevitable frag.
With the money freed from LeBron James not signing, we would now like to announce or full efforts will be towards signing Ilya Kovalchuk to the squad.
Thank You,
Ranger Squad Management and Trained Monkey Clowns
posted by RSshruew on Jun 15
With E3 underway we can now confirm the rumors that, yes, you will will be able to unlock The Beard in the new Medal of Honor game!!!!
posted by RSshruew on May 26
The weather gets nice, StarCraft 2 comes closer to being released, people running around playing BC2, CoD4, and even MW2 (yeah, you know who you are). One’s thoughts turn naturally to why shruew suddenly sucks as the Zerg in the SC2 Beta…. I assume, being me and all, that I am lulling the online community into a false sense of security.
Ranger Squad is somewhat spread out right now as many members are paying a lil attention to real life. A couple folks even are heading back to Afghanistan… We’re playing multiple games, but none competitively right now. As things settle down we’ll see what develops.
posted by RSshruew on Apr 1
After dominating the COD4 leagues, trouncing the competition in COD:MW2 and now literally taking over entire servers in BF:BC2 — RS voted last night 13-8 to go 100% hack free. Now, as you know, we’ve never done the see through walls / fly through space crap; but we did use subtle enhancers to ensure that we were always victorious.
But, no more! We’re now 100% hack free. This will be a big change for some, but we expect everyone to comply. Even you Loveofprofit person who wanted to remain anonymous!
I don’t expect any differences in our incredibly dominating play. So, if you need to practice more without the pre-aimer, post-aimer, in-flight-aimer, please start doing so ASAP before we meet up in Washington for the Regional Semi-Finals of Champions Competition of Excellence.
Good luck everyone!
posted by RSshruew on Mar 1
No, that’s not the sound of someone trying to get the knife awards, it’s the sound RS-PARALIZED probably won’t be hearing today as he’ll be drugged up… Today Para goes under the knife.
Though the sources are unsubstantiated, we believe this operation will give him a thirty foot tall cybernetic harness which will allow him to crush cars with his feet. Oddly, the unsubstantiated rumor goes, he did not opt for the heat ray option and intends to use his homemade bows to rain pain on those who smite him. And of course, his new thirty foot tall cybernetic harness.
Even if those rumors are not true and we will, perhaps, not be subjected to his all powerful cyborg rule – good luck, dude! Every RS member is asked to eat a ceremonial ham in his honor. Preferably from a swine you felled yourself with homemade archaic weapons.
posted by RSshruew on Feb 18
I’ve added a couple new Boards so everything doesn’t get piled (and buried) in general discussions. The new forums are:
- Gaming Discussions – for all your gaming discussion needs
- Quasi-Serious Discussions – for when we get quasi-serious (Rom, please avoid this Board)
posted by RSshruew on Feb 3
- Yep, we’ve moved to monthly updates. Though, things are still hopping with more than a few good threads in the forums (not to mention Laser Swords).
- Many in RS have the BFBC2 demo and we continue to play in MW2 (as well as some stragglers in W@W and even COD4). Though, some have resorted to playing WoW….
- Hopefully the full version of BFBC2 will be solid. We’re also keeping an eye on the new MoH.
- In closing, please rent Omega Man.
